15 Thoughts We Had While Watching Maluma's Music Video for "El Préstamo"
Maluma released his new music video for his single "El Préstamo" aka the loan. We never knew that Pretty Boy Dirty Boy had a thing for doing loans, and yet here we are.
While watching the music video we had lots of thoughts and we thought we would share them with you.
"Juan Luis Londoño"
Oh snap. Maluma is really out here going by his real name. Pretty Boy Real Boy now, huh?
Maluma, The Bilingual King
Look at him speak English, Hollywood better watch out.
What could be his other identities? Imagine Mexican Maluma? Dominican Maluma that would take you to dance Bachata? Possibilities are endless.
Maluma is Speaking Italian
THIS IS NOT A DRILL. I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He Didn't Choose Mafia Life, Mafia Life Chose Him.
Maluma and his bad B are out to get some money.
Older Maluma Will Be The Silver Fox Our Lives Needed
In due time, when Maluma is older and he starts having gray hair, he'll be like fine wine: getting better with time. I'm just calling the facts.
Maluma is Making Fedoras Great Again
When was the last time a guy rocked a fedora? WHEN? Early 2000s? Well, Maluma is certainly bringing them back.
Smoking Cigars Like He's Cuban
Acere, maybe he also has a fake Cuban identity.
He's Wearing Roses. Flower Prints. It's Officially Spring Time, Ladies and Gents.
Maluma just kicked off the season.
IT'S A ROBBERY.
Not that we couldn't tell from them hiding at the motel. But damn.
He's A Fan of Desiigner's "Panda"
I mean, who would wear a Panda mask for a robbery? Realistically?
'18 Bonnie and Clyde
All I need in this life of sin, is someone to wear Panda masks with me while we go on a heist. Maluma's got a real one there.
THE PO-PO AIN'T PLAYIN'
If I were them, unlike what Future said, I would've kept the masks on.
So This is Basically Grand Theft Auto?
I mean, there's shootings, there's girls, money, etc next thing you know he'll be having a wardrobe change.
*GASP* It's A Set Up!?
Bruh. Who would've thought that Mrs. Baddie over here would set up our fake gray haired man with the cops. How dare she!
To Be Continued
So, seems like it isn't over with "El Prestamo". Wonder what's next? "Alto Interes"? "Mal Credito"?